Sunday, April 3, 2011

Come To The Light

Some of you have asked (and rightly so) if the escapades I get into and then blog about are true.  I have decided it is time to come clean....

Unfortunately my friends, they are true.  They are so very true.  It isn't like I go looking for these predicaments to fall into.  Wait, scratch that.  Maybe I do because they can give me something to blog about :)

Well, in 2 weeks I am turning the big 40.  Let it be known I am really struggling with it on 2 levels.  One, my maturity level is stuck at the ripe old age of 12 and second, the infinite question arises - what the heck have I done with the years that been given me thus far.  I won't bore you with my ramblings on that one  Suffice to say there has been the good, the bad and the ugly.  But, as I wade through the thing of life I pray the good in my life will squash out the bad!  I am more than grateful for faith, family and friends that help make that possible.

Couple things have come to light recently... it disturbs me that:

A)  There is a  jumbo size of Metamucil that permanently inhabits a spot on my kitchen counter.

B)   I experience lack of bladder control during exercise.

C)  I take a plethora of meds, including but not limited to, Mature Women's Vitamins and Calcium with D.

D)  My OB informed me it was time to establish a baseline mammogram.  For the record, make sure you shave BOTH armpits when you go have one done.  Trust me on this.

E)  I am ready to eat dinner at 4 and ready for bed at 8.

F)  I hate driving after dark.

G)  I clutch my purse more tightly for fear of being mugged.

F)  I consider bright floral blouses as a clothing option

G)  I admire outfits designed for the elderly woman

Yep, 40 is gonna be ahhhhhhsummmmmmm!

1 comment:

  1. Don't worry, you're not old until purple becomes the color of choice!!


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